I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun
- customer: can I ask you something I have no business asking you
- me: and your total is $56.83, if I could get a signature right here
- customer: why do you wear that ring in your nose, you're an attractive boy
- me: and here's your receipt
fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips
what… do you build.. with a qtip…
team aqua is still better than team magma
Actual Favorite Films - The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
"I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I’m not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone’s gonna fuck my cousin, it’s gonna be me. Out of respect."
My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.
This is how life should be lived.
Sonic went too fast
I’m prouder of this than I should be