melsephant:

I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun



  • customer: can I ask you something I have no business asking you
  • me: and your total is $56.83, if I could get a signature right here
  • customer: why do you wear that ring in your nose, you're an attractive boy
  • me: and here's your receipt


adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

what… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire



(Source: namae3)



beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma



(Source: justintimberblake)




(Source: alltimeloe)




Actual Favorite Films - The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

"I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I’m not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone’s gonna fuck my cousin, it’s gonna be me. Out of respect."



(Source: eternal-weekend)



he-was-number-wan:

My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.
This is how life should be lived.

he-was-number-wan:

My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.

This is how life should be lived.





impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

(Source: nickthejam)




(Source: dennsreynolds)



wayatribe:

Sonic went too fast

wayatribe:

Sonic went too fast



doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be